It is that time of the year, the Do’s and don’ts for Christmas Parties
#1 Do not under any circumstances dance with you boss. First, that’s just awkward and no doubt people will talk behind your back. Second…..there is no second just don’t do it.
#2 Three drink maximum. If you decide to have more, you are on your own buddy and will probably pay for it in the office on Monday.
#3 Karaoke, always optional but there are always rules if you must. No sappy songs, no hard-core rock, nothing raunchy, lets do something traditional and funny, everyone knows the words to so they can sing along and cover your wrenched voice.
#4 One word, Taxi.
#5 Attire, although I love tacky Christmas sweaters they are only appropriate for tacky Christmas sweater parties. I saw one lady wear red metallic tights with open toed shoes, that is also a “no, no.” Ladies if you have to pull it up or down its inappropriate, get a clue. Gentleman, business attire no casual wear this is not the farm or Monday Night Football.
#6 Lets talk about table manners. This is not Medieval Times (although I love that place), we don’t eat with our hands and we use napkins. Ladies it is okay to eat everything on your plate. Don’t forget to excuse yourself from the table, double check your teeth, bring a refresher/mint if you love onions or garlic like me, and don’t whisper at the table (no one likes a “secretive sally or a “Judgmental Judy”). If the food sucks, don't be to dramatic about it.
#7 When choosing a date, lets try to pick someone we have known for more than three months. You have to know that they have manners, can hold a normal/appropriate conversation with your co-workers, and at three months you should know that they can dress well. Suggestion always pick-up your date so you can evaluate them before they get in your car, you still have the opportunity to drive off.
#8 Gossip, I mean I am totally down with "the gossip" but I would even keep it to a minimum at a Christmas Party. No one wants to hear who hates who, who broke up, who should get fired, why she shouldn’t be wearing that. Last night at a large company party while riding down the elevator with eight strangers I thought to myself, “what an odd couple, what is she wearing jeans, he was wearing a tuxedo….” my mind kind of drifted but I kept my mouth shout.
#9 Don’t be a stiff and have a good time!


